Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Donald Trump is channeling "Twin Peaks"

There are four important things about Trump's now-infamous, Internet-breaking " covfefe" Tweet 
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he posted just after midnight this a.m.

*  It stayed up for five hours.

*  He doesn't drink.

*  He has nuclear launch codes which can be implemented in four minutes.

*  He unconsciously channels David Lynch. If you run the Tweet backwards at 33 rpm through a "Twin Peaks" filter it is says " Pence is waiting for the call. Don't wait."
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017


Anonymous said...

We've all been trapped in the Black Lodge since Jan. 20.

Anonymous said...

Biggest mystery since "Coronet Blue."

Al Franken had the best explanation. He said it's Yiddish for "Gotta go to bed now."