Walker and the hole truth
[Updated, 12:03 a.m. Friday] Optic of the day. From the Walker campaign, via One Wisconsin Now. 30 seconds of self-dimunition.
CAPTION CONTEST: All right gang, have at it. And keep it clean.
25 comments:
I need an ultrasound probe this big.
If I'd just finished college, I might be able to tell my ass from this place...
I'm Limbo scott walker and I'm moving Wisconsin downward. Hey gang! How low can we go?
Yes! I did dig myself into this!
If you re-elect me I promise to stop digging! No, really, Scout's honor this time!
Jim Doyle left me in this hole !
Imagine how bad this would be if we had finished that train line!
The hole truth, and nothing but the truth.
"Hey, I got myself down here, but it just happened! I swear me and my buddies had nothing to do with it as we did 3 1/2 years of drunken, obnoxious debauchery.
And no, I don't look ridiculous and flailing. What makes you say that?"
Does anyone know what these are pictures of? Why were they posted?
This is what working conditions for construction people will be like if I am reelected, no cave in protection, the ladder isn't tied off, the ladder is missing safety equipment and the worker in the excavation doesn't have protective head gear. And remember this is just a start!!
Can someone give me a hand I lost a billion dollar surplus down here somewhere!
Wow! I can see Mississippi from here.
I'm digging up a little dirt to throw on my opponent!
What do you mean that public employees aren't going to help me out of a hole again.
I'll lo0k anywhere for just one case of voter fraud to justify my voter I D bill.
This is where Charlie Sykes gets his material!
I assume the Walker ad team thinks it has some cunning strategy at work, but I haven't seen a 'clever' Walker ad yet that can't be turned around into a devastating parody. Picture in your mind and ad in which Mary Burke stands looking down into a pit while shovels of dirt are flying up over the top. The script pretty much writes itself.
Walker's problem is that he can't run on his record and his divide and conquer strategy has alienated at least half the population of the state. All he can hang his campaign on are 'unusual ads', as the Journal-Sentinel puts it, combined with voter suppression, which has been blocked for the most part by the courts. I'm not sure the people of Wisconsin are in the mood for the dirty ads that will follow.
Hopefully the Walker campaign will continue to run their ads during Packer games, thus desecrating the one sacred social-space that Wisconsinites enjoy sharing as they head into winter.
He is helping George W Bush continue the search for the WMD's missing from Iraq. Wouldn't any loyal republican do the same? RoJo and Sean Duffy should have a shift.
Oh Look! "There's the Wisconsin economy."
I've buried teachers, snow plow drivers, state employees, county and municipal staff, the poor, those on Badger Care....who am I missing? Oh! That's right.....police and firefighters.
I did it! I escaped from Shawshank Prison!
We're broke!! (remember that one)
still looking for those jobs i promised to create
Do you think this grave is big enough for all the people who die because I turned down the Medicare expansion? Really? Bigger?
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