When Christie and Scott Walker campaign together

Yes, it's happening on September 29th, and the Walker-Christie bromance could start off with something like this:

Christie, dusting off his slacks: So we're really meeting in this hole? 

Walker: Yep. No one will spot us here before our news conference. 

Christie:  But the optics suck. I mean, suppose someone actually took a picture of you in a hole like this. And that ladder...

Walker:  Well, it wouldn't be as bad as someone shutting down a bridge for no good reason. 

Christie: Hey, my deputy staff director did that on her own. 

Walker: See no evil... 

Christie: Like you've been saying since that college campaign FUBAR, I didn't know nothing. 

Walker: Deputy directors! I had two that pleaded guilty. Where do these people come from, anyway? 

Christie: Think it's safe to go up now? 

Walker:  I'll go take a look. I wish I'd finished school. I can't remember if there's a piece of the Chisholm trail nearby. 

:Christie: D'oh!

Walker: Don't say that word out loud at the news conference. You know, the optics...