Monday, August 18, 2014

Racine Fecal Spill Would Net 1 Cent DNR Fine

You may remember that the WI DNR recently fined a Marathon County dairy farmer $464 for a 1,000,000 gallon liquid manure spill.
Now we hear about a mysterious spill of an unspecified volume of  human feces across I-94 in Racine County,  perhaps from a leaky Rv or portable toilet.
Details are scarce, and this is probably a matter of local or state transportation department  investigation and enforcement,  but if the DNR standard were applied, and the spill were 20 gallons, the freeway stainer would be hit with a penny ticket, yes?

Math majors, others?

1 comment:

A. Wag said...

It doesn't seem that we need to call in math majors to learn that we are being screwed by poo-flingers.