Weak Jobs Report Will Have Walker Excuse-Makers Working Overtime

With a sudden national employment downturn likely to leave Scott Walker's 250,000 new-jobs promise even less attainable, Walker's staff will need to find a fresh scapegoat, having exhausted recall protests, Obamacare, the fiscal cliff, uncertainty, Syria, federal data, Jim Doyle and other irrelevancies for the flopped "tremendous takeoff."

What and who's available? Dennis Rodman. The San Francisco 49'ers? Twerking? Other ideas?