When Headlines Are Soup-Spillers

I have an old Madison friend from another life who did a wonderful pantomime of a curmudgeonly conservative whom we all knew settling down at the dinner table with his evening paper (I told you this goes way back), spotting an upsetting headline and spilling the first course cup of soup laid out before him in his historic mansion.

I think this one's a soup-spiller in certain other Madison mansions, too:

Journal Sentinel files motion asking John Doe judge to release sealed county records