Friday, December 19, 2014

Heads gonna role at WI jobs agency

Imaginary Walker operative to WI Department of Workforce Development:

"How many times have we said it: Jim Doyle and Mary Burke were responsible for the loss of jobs here. Since when do we blame "the recession?"

In its monthly report, the agency added: "The numbers, while preliminary, suggest Wisconsin for the first time has recovered all private-sector jobs it lost during the deep national recession."
Chastened Workforce official:

"But no one in the administration ever admits error."

Imaginary Walker operative:

"That's the boss' prerogative. It's always Doyle's fault: Amtrak, unemployment, the Kenosha casino delay: just Google it. Keep it simple. Tattoo it on your forehead: Always blame Doyle."

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