Mary Lazich Kicks All That Stupid Science Out Of School Sex-Ed Classes

New Berlin's Republican State Senator Mary Lazich got her pro-abstinence sex-ed bill passed on a party-line vote Wednesday, eliminating the current law's medical and health focus in favor of her conservative/politically-correct/hormone-free dogma:

The bill would effectively repeal the measure passed by Democrats last year, the so-called Healthy Youth Act. That law says that schools that choose to offer sex education lessons must use medically accurate and age-appropriate curriculum, including information about birth control, sexually transmitted diseases and proper contraceptive use.

Look for Lazich's next bill to address a variety of subjects and education reforms that will mandate the use of Ouija boards and magic beans in science classes, and assign the classic novella, "Elves I Have Known," to all 9th graders. An alternative economics selection: "Use Alchemy To Beat The Coming Depression."