Rick Perry Becomes Frank Costanza

On "Seinfeld," Frank Costanza explained that he preferred his bare Festivus pole to the traditional Christmas tree in part because he found tinsel "distracting."

Not that there's anything wrong with it, but Rick Perry, an actual major state governor and Republican Presidential candidate, has come out against "pastels."

Look for him next week to campaign against trapezoids, foods that are not available in nuggets and the letter "t."