Onionesque State Of Affairs In Wisconsin

These are actual headlines from mainstream news stories in Wisconsin:

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, June 28: Milwaukee library trustees agree to ban firearms

Wisn.com, June 22, 2011:  Wis. Bill Would Allow Guns At Festivals, Zoo

Fox6Now.com, June 6, 2011: Republicans fielding fake candidates for primary race

Madison.com, June 24, 2011: Biz Beat: Budget serves up tax break for wealthiest Wisconsinites

Thenorthwestern.com, April 16, 2011: Analysis-shows-Walker-would-raise-taxes-on-poor

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, April 7, 2011: Prosser's huge gain comes after Waukesha County flub is caught

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, March 19, 2011: Supreme Court tensions boil over Prosser says he was goaded into insulting chief justice

Channel 3000.com, June 27, 2011:  Supreme Court Justice Says Prosser Had Her In A 'Chokehold'