Guide To Watching Tonight's GOP Presidential Candidates' Debate

Voters in 49 states will be paying close attention to Rudy Giuliani's abortion rights' statements, John McCain's anti-Bush/pro-war pronouncements, and other matters of substance.

But voters right here in Wisconsin will be on the edge of their collective Badger State seats to see whether Tommy makes it an insult and apology trifecta (first Jewish voters, then gays, and tonight...?) and if he dealt before hand with his pesky bodily functions.

Stay tuned!

UPDATE: Tommy is at less than 2% in a pre-debate poll.

UPDATE2: Pretty much gaffe-free, Tommy is no Cong. Ron Paul and wins a moral victory!