Get me rewrite!
I guess I chortled an hour or so too soon:
THURSDAY, JUNE 27, 2013
I suspect the copy desk at the Journal Sentinel could pull up this headline from some sort of auto fill function the way a counter clerk at a diner can order up a cheeseburger with fries by calling out to the kitchen for a "Number One."
Uh, oh: The updated version has a cheerier headline: