Dousman, WI: Home of Hot Boys and Home-based Choppers

Ah, small town America - - ideal, peaceful places where parents can safely raise their families, middle-aged folks can lounge around with a glass of wine and a good book when the kids have gone off to college, and seniors can live out their golden years in quiet, contemplative reflection.

Like the Waukesha County Village of Dousman, described this way on a website posted by the local chamber of commerce: "It's a great place to live, work and relax in the Kettle Moraine area of southeastern Wisconsin."

Right. Until your dentist neighbor revs up his helicopter.

And not to keep picking on Dousman, but I have to pass on this nugget appended to the village's description on the self-generating online encyclopedia "Wikipedia," where any knucklehead with a computer can add 'facts,' spellcheck optional.

"Dousman coutny also icludes some of the hottest country boys i have ever seen and i wouldnt mind banging any of them."

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