Which Republican Presidential Candidate Can Be This Year's Sarah Palin?

Cain, Perry, Bachmann, Gingrich...Which of these ill-equipped celebrity politicos can be the anchor that drags the GOP to defeat in 2012, just as Sarah Palin did for the ticket in 2008?

We can only hope that the Tea Party and the rest of the righty mob forces one of them onto the ticket, regardless of the position.

Is Dan Quayle available? Right now, he looks Churchillian.