Monday, April 27, 2020

White House says #1 US virus victim had hard weekend

Perhaps you missed the weekend's White House report about how the country's real Covid-19 victim is faring:
White House officials say Trump works so hard, he often misses lunch
Because this White House issues no information that Trump hasn't personally scribbled out onto his drawing tablet, I think it will take its place among other signature Presidential statements.

Alongside JFK's memorable inaugural selfless call to action, 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask if the White House chef got my fries ready?'

Fries 2

Or when Lincoln spoke at the Gettysburg battleground about 'great task remaining before us - - whether the fries and my burger can be delivered as a single order?'

1 comment:

  1. I remember when Bush 2 let us all know that being president is hard.

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