If Team Trump's "alternative facts" lying takes hold...

Feel free to try out Kellyanne Conway's white-is-black construct - -  

- - if you go to court and contest a speeding ticket.

'Your honor, the radar gun said I was going 85, but let me present some alternative facts. My dog Kenny was sitting right next to me and he said I never hit 60. I don't think you can prove those numbers one way or the other.'