Tough night chez Kleefisch for the dogs, furniture

I suspect Rebecca Kleefisch is telling her pets to put their paws over their ears when the news about the gay marriage slippery slope comes on the TV tonight, and is assuring her tables and chairs that everything's gonna be OK:

Republican candidate for Wisconsin Lt. Governor Rebecca Kleefisch compared same-sex marriage to marrying a clock during a radio interview. 

“This is a slippery slope,” Kleefisch said. “In addition to that at what point are we going to be okay marrying inanimate objects? Can I marry this table or this, you know, clock? Can we marry dogs? 

“This is ridiculous,” continued Kleefisch. “And biblically, again, I’m going to go right back to my fundamental Christian beliefs marriage is between one man and one woman.”