Poor WI Jobs/Walker Fail Report And The Headlines Write Themselves

I suspect the copy desk at the Journal Sentinel could pull up this headline from some sort of auto fill function the way a counter clerk at a diner can order up a cheeseburger with fries by calling out to the kitchen for a "Number One."

Wisconsin private sector job creation lags behind national rate, federal report says

Uh, oh: The updated version has a cheerier headline:

Wisconsin's job-creation ranking jumps to 33rd from 44th; still trails national rate