they keep insisting that minorities are purchased by the Democratic Party with free contraception and Obamaphones, so it's not too surprising that they think it will be possible to just make it a money issue. Although the only people they will be helping with it are the vast array of Republican consultants and ad firms they will be spraying it at...
The new Republican Party Logo: Charlie Sykes pointing to a crowd of (all) minorities, saying, "The Republican Party wants YOU." With Jeff Wagner hollering, "No Illegals."
Here's a coupla diff'rnt suggestions to achieve the same:
1. Use Obamacare--or GOP 10 mill,whatever--to surgically remove Reince Priebus. (Have I spelled that right? Who cares?) Much of which he complains happened on his watch, but became worse on his watch. He's obviously a boil on the GOP butt, so slice him off and get an Hispanic who speaks Spanish. Works for Rubio. 2. Less expensive alternative: a coupla courses of strong antibiotics. He seems to be the kind of condition you'd take a lot of antibiotics to get rid of. If that doesn't work, go to #1.
I do think R.I.P. Van Gopper is onto to something with the celebrity event idea, though: the GOP so needs not only better celebrities (than Cold Dead Fingers Chuck Heston, Texas Ranger Chuck Norris and Chair-Whisperer Clint Eastwood) AND better musicians too: Kid Rock? R U kidding me? I didn't even know the guy did anything--I just thought he was some kind of boy Lindsey Lohan. And Ted Nugent? Really? That guy is crazy and seems far too busy shooting off his guns and his mouth to do much musically.
We Liberals have the cool celebrities--Oprah, Ashley Judd, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, plus Jon Bon Jovi, Green Day and, well, THE BOSS.
they keep insisting that minorities are purchased by the Democratic Party with free contraception and Obamaphones, so it's not too surprising that they think it will be possible to just make it a money issue. Although the only people they will be helping with it are the vast array of Republican consultants and ad firms they will be spraying it at...
ReplyDeleteThe new Republican Party Logo:
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sykes pointing to a crowd of (all) minorities, saying, "The Republican Party wants YOU." With Jeff Wagner hollering, "No Illegals."
@ ZBR:
ReplyDeleteObamaphones--priceless!
Here's a coupla diff'rnt suggestions to achieve the same:
ReplyDelete1. Use Obamacare--or GOP 10 mill,whatever--to surgically remove Reince Priebus. (Have I spelled that right? Who cares?) Much of which he complains happened on his watch, but became worse on his watch. He's obviously a boil on the GOP butt, so slice him off and get an Hispanic who speaks Spanish. Works for Rubio.
2. Less expensive alternative: a coupla courses of strong antibiotics. He seems to be the kind of condition you'd take a lot of antibiotics to get rid of. If that doesn't work, go to #1.
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I do think R.I.P. Van Gopper is onto to something with the celebrity event idea, though: the GOP so needs not only better celebrities (than Cold Dead Fingers Chuck Heston, Texas Ranger Chuck Norris and Chair-Whisperer Clint Eastwood) AND better musicians too: Kid Rock? R U kidding me? I didn't even know the guy did anything--I just thought he was some kind of boy Lindsey Lohan. And Ted Nugent? Really? That guy is crazy and seems far too busy shooting off his guns and his mouth to do much musically.
ReplyDeleteWe Liberals have the cool celebrities--Oprah, Ashley Judd, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, plus Jon Bon Jovi, Green Day and, well, THE BOSS.
Listened to Jay boy this morning on the way to work. Lots of racist undertones. I believe the time slot was from 7:10 - 7:25 am.
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