Ryan Earns "Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver" Sobriquet

Charlie Pierce in Esquire raises the political labeling bar:

In his decision to make Paul Ryan, the zombie-eyed granny-starver from Wisconsin, his running mate, Romney finally surrendered the tattered remnants of his soul not only to the extreme base of his party, but also to extremist economic policies, and to an extremist view of the country he seeks to lead.

And that's only one sentence from a great read.