How To Get Hired By Scott ("We're Broke") Walker

Be the son of a donor. [Update Thursday: the appointee resigned.]

Be the friend of a legislator.

Be a state senator in the opposite party, lose your election and give Walker a key vote on your way out of the legislature.

[The two lucky winners, above, have already received raises, or boosts above what others had been receiving, a pattern that big-spender Walker has shown before.]

Come from out-of-state to cut health care for low-income people, go after "Obamacare" (sic), and say it's a matter of states' rights.

Help run Milwaukee County government into the ground.

Attack in an angry blog posting the department you get to run.