His new reality TV show: "Dancing with the Convicted Felons"
House Band: Felonious Monk
First Dance: With Scooter Jensen, the local Tom Delay ("Delaying my prison sentence with every side step, Tom!")
Second and Subsequent Dances: With fellow prisoners, the big boys, in exchange for 'protection.' (Fortunately Delay is already experienced in making back room deals--that's what landed him in prison in the first place!)
His new reality TV show: "Dancing with the Convicted Felons"
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First Dance: With Scooter Jensen, the local Tom Delay ("Delaying my prison sentence with every side step, Tom!")
Second and Subsequent Dances: With fellow prisoners, the big boys, in exchange for 'protection.' (Fortunately Delay is already experienced in making back room deals--that's what landed him in prison in the first place!)