Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Rebecca Kleefisch Equates Gays To Tables, Clocks

If we let gays marry, says the GOP candidate for Lt. Governor, it won't be long before people will be marrying their furniture, or their dogs.

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  1. Pagind Dennis Rodman. Please come to the pink courtesy phone..

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  2. "This is a slippery slope. In addition to that at what point are we going to be okay marrying inanimate objects? Can I marry this table or this, you know, clock? says Kleefisch.
    There's word for that kind of thinking: "Bent".

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  3. It brings up a few questions. "At what point can we marry inanimate objects?" Ask her husband.

    Also, by suggesting that her Christianity teachers her that God intended men to marry women, isn't she acknowledging that God created lesser and greater beings (the greater being straight Christian uptight chicks?

    And if we believe that God creates lesser humans (like those icky gays) what other kind of lesser beings do we create (I mean, besides the Jews, Muslims, atheists, and Christine O'Donnell)?

    Might I suggest God had a reason for giving her cancer (which isn't mentioned in the bible at all so must be a sin)?

    No, for that would make me a judgmental prick. Just like her.

    what does that suggest about other humans with different "imperfections"-- like say

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  4. Child molesters, rapists, and murders -- sure, it's ok for them to marry.

    But God forbid those immoral gays get hitched - it'll be the end of society as we know it!

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  5. Using the same logic, if Kleefisch is elected to office we'll soon be ruled by bricks, stumps and boxes of rocks.

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  6. Actually voting for Rebecca Kleefisch would be like voting for a clock, or a table.

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  7. or Barbera Lawton (twice).

    Am still wondering how they threatened her to step down from running.

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