Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Bush Administration Finally Recognizes Environmental Degradation - - It's Caused By Illegal Immigrants

Hmm...so the worst thing that can be done to the environment is the trail of trash left behind by illegal immigrants?

Worse than, say...spilling oil in Alaska? Heating up the atmosphere and melting Greenland? Clear-cutting the rain forest?

Yes, apparently, the worst thing that can happen to the environment is littering, says Michael Chertoff, our Homeland Security chief.

1 comment:

Catherine said...

In the movie "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," all the airhead girls were trying to decide on a theme for the prom, and started with pollution and other ecological insults. They worked around to the problem of bugs and what a pain they were and how that must be bad for nature.

Littering is not the worst thing that can be done to the environment unless you are a fictional valley girl.